Alien Civilizations on Mars Worshiped Piglets and Empanadas — Proof!

The Pig, Seahorse, and Jamaican Patty on Mars

Remember the ‘Face on Mars’ that was proof to some people (including at least one brilliant astronomer, believe it or not) that aliens who looked a lot like us made statues and monuments on mars that you could only see from above?

I HAVE PROOF NOW THAT THEY WERE WRONG. THE ALIENS DIDN’T NECESSARILY LOOK LIKE US. INSTEAD,they were probably  WERE MORE SIMILAR TO ONE OF THESE SACRED SYMBOLS:

(1) JAMAICAN BEEF OR GOAT PATTY (bottom left corner; probably not, is most likely a hoof of the following item.)

(2) Piglet from Winnie-The-Pooh or

(3) STRAIGHTENED-OUT SEA-HORSES.

EXPERTS ARE DEBATING WHICH FORCE THE ALIENS WORSHIPPED or were more similar to.

Debate will follow.

annotated images on mars

(I hope you realize that was all said with tongue firmly implanted in cheek?

(But some folks took the ‘Face on Mars’ thing seriously. That includes a DC-area astronomer who used to work for the US Naval Observatory by the name of  Tom Van Flandern. He wrote a book affirming that and many other stranger things.)

face on marsThe image above is the one that drove some people to make all the fuss. However, closer images from various orbiting cameras show the hill differently. Here is a page with lots of detail.

Piglet:

piglet

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