Super Scenario for Tonight’s Debate

Wonderful screenplay for an alternate-reality presidential debate, from Aaron Wiseman, who’s been a friend of my own kids for decades – they’be been to each others’ weddings, etc. I had no idea he could write like this. It’s fantastic, don’t you agree?
 
“Best case scenario for tonight’s debates?
 
10-minutes in, we’re seeing the same bullshit.
 
Suddenly, all the house lights go down. The arena is awash in total darkness. Panic begins to set in when the lights flicker and momentarily reveal a cloaked figure in the rafters.
 
The lights flash again and the figure is gone. Suddenly, a crushing guitar riff fills the entire venue. A spotlight shines down on the arena floor. The figure from the rafters has magically moved with supernatural speed.
 
As the music builds, the cloak falls to the floor. IT’S JOE BIDEN! He’s wearing a crisp blue two button suit complete with arm tassels and full Warrior face paint.
 
As the music hits full crescendo, Joe takes off towards the stage at a full sprint! In one graceful move he slides onto the stage and hits Trump with a forearm to the dome.
 
The Great Pumpkin, takes the blow like it’s nothing. That doesn’t slow ole Joe and he hits the Cheeto Demon with a super kick to the face. B-Side Beelzebub just smiles.
 
Is he even human? How can he take so much punishment? Joe looks to the audience pleadingly.
 
As if to say, “I hit him with my best shot. How?” But then the carroty façade begins to falter and Trump’s knees buckle. His eyes roll into the back of his head and he begins to stagger around the stage.
 
Joe goes in for the finisher and hoists Trump into the air by his belt. As Trump begins to flail, Joe sends the would-be-dictator-tot crashing to the floor. A perfectly executed Gorilla Press.
 
Hillary walks up to Joe, her arms open in gratitude. But instead of matching her embracing, Joe grabs the mic from the former Secretary of State.
This wasn’t for you. Hill. A. Ry. Clin. Ton” Joe growls, “It was for America!”

The Sheer Audacity of a Lying Fabricator

Every day I am astonished at the magnitude and number of Donald Trump’s lies.

(Hillary Clinton, in comparison, is very honest — for a politician or even an ordinary human being, because we ALL tell some lies — every single day. Her worst whoppers pale in comparison to any two minutes of uninterrupted verbal diarrhea out of Trump’s ass mouth.)

The latest two sheets of fabrications by His BankTrumpcy were on the subject of Iran, Russia, and Ukraine.

Firstly, DT assured George Stephanopoulos that Putin (of Russia) had not invaded Ukraine, and guaranteed that he would never do so. When GS informed tRUMP that Putin had already invaded and annexed part of Ukraine, TWO YEARS AGO, tRUMP then said that Putin was only there ‘in a way’ and tried to pivot to blame the Obama administration.

You should listen to the interview itself or read the transcipt. His ignorance and willingness to make stuff up (ie to lie() are amazing.

Secondly, he assured his audience that he had just watched a secret tape made by the Iranian military, showing money being delivered to Iran in exchange for four American prisoners. Almost every single one of the details that he gave was a fabrication, and he was even direrctly contradicted by his own spokespeople.

Read and listen yourself here:

But what is even more amazing is the ability of millions of my countrymen to believe all of those lies and disbelieve anything said by Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

(BTW, I don’t agree with everything HRC or BHO say or do!)

 

 

Donald Trump is a Sociopath Who Has Fooled a Lot of People

Readers of this blog will note that I haven’t written much recently.

They will also probably be able to predict that I don’t like the current Republican candidate for President of the United States.

In fact, I think that Donald Trump is a classic example of a master sociopath. He has no remorse for any of his evil deeds, such as the thousands of contractors and employees whom he has stiffed. He doesn’t care at all that his positions on any given matter often change overnight, and that he has scapegoated many groups of honest, hard-working people, and that he has literally no actual political program.

Quick: what do the KKK, the various neo-Nazis around the world, former Iraqi Baath regime loyalists, Vladimir Putin, the current Turkish government, ISIS, and Donald Trump all have in common? They all go out of their way to repeat lies that have been repeatedly shown to be utterly false.

What’s even more scary is that Trump’s uncanny media savvy has fooled literally millions of Americans into thinking that he cares about them. He represents everything bad in American history: the racism, the super-exploitation of immigrants and blacks, the conniving with open criminals like the Mafia, the maldistribution of wealth upwards to the schemers and con-men, and overall corruption.

I strongly recommend that you read what Trump’s former ghost-writer now says about Trump. Tony Schwartz followed the con-man around for several months back in the late 1980’s in order to write “The Art of the Deal”, and now is very much alarmed. He says,

“I put lipstick on a pig,” he said. “I feel a deep sense of remorse that I contributed to presenting Trump in a way that brought him wider attention and made him more appealing than he is.” He went on, “I genuinely believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes there is an excellent possibility it will lead to the end of civilization.”

If he were writing “The Art of the Deal” today, Schwartz said, it would be a very different book with a very different title. Asked what he would call it, he answered, “The Sociopath.”

“Trump has been written about a thousand ways from Sunday, but this fundamental aspect of who he is doesn’t seem to be fully understood,” Schwartz told me. “It’s implicit in a lot of what people write, but it’s never explicit—or, at least, I haven’t seen it.

And that is that it’s impossible to keep him focussed on any topic, other than his own self-aggrandizement, for more than a few minutes, and even then . . . ” Schwartz trailed off, shaking his head in amazement. He regards Trump’s inability to concentrate as alarming in a Presidential candidate. “If he had to be briefed on a crisis in the Situation Room, it’s impossible to imagine him paying attention over a long period of time,” he said.

“Lying is second nature to him,” Schwartz said. “More than anyone else I have ever met, Trump has the ability to convince himself that whatever he is saying at any given moment is true, or sort of true, or at least ought to be true.” Often, Schwartz said, the lies that Trump told him were about money—“how much he had paid for something, or what a building he owned was worth, or how much one of his casinos was earning when it was actually on its way to bankruptcy.”

Predictably, Trump has sent his lawyers to counter-attack. Schwartz is standing his ground. 

I think it is really, really important that Donald Trump NOT be our next president.

[By the way, I disagree with a number of Hillary Clinton’s past and present positions on certain foreign and domestic issues. She is way too chummy with millionaires and billionaires like Donald Trump. (Let’s keep in mind that Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Mike Pence were all in favor of invading Iraq!) And like Bill Clinton, GWBush and Obama, I think she is completely wrong on all of the solutions that they offer to our very real educational problems. When people scream about Benghazi, they utterly ignore the fact that their hero, Ronald Reagan, just plain pulled out of Lebanon after a suicide bomber killed 241 Marines asleep in their beds.

[But the attacks on Ms. Clinton are simply nutty — way too many Americans get their views from the fact-free vitriol provided by Fox News (sic). Just like way too many people listened to the racist, anti-semitic diatribes of Father McCoughlin during the 1920s and 1930s.]

 

 

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